Concept: Annoying Cat People

‘Depth of Feline Communications’ – First Edition

The domestic cat (Felis catus) has long been regarded as a creature of mystery, contradiction, and vocal insistence. While much scholarly attention has been afforded to human language, comparatively little effort has been made to formally catalogue the utterances of the cat—particularly its most frequent and versatile expression: meow.

This omission is not due to a lack of data.

Rather, it is due to an overwhelming abundance of it.

This volume represents an attempt—perhaps an ill-advised one—to impose structure, definition, and academic seriousness upon a sound that resists all three. The result is a dictionary in the loosest possible sense, documenting the depth, breadth, and repeated insistence of feline communication.

The reader is advised that comprehension is neither guaranteed nor required.

What’s Inside

  • Comprehensive, formally structured dictionary entries
  • Academic typography and restrained layout
  • Extensive cross-referencing, including self-referential and contradictory entries
  • No illustrations inside the text
  • A tone of unwavering scholarly confidence

Every page is typeset as if the material were vital.
Every entry insists on its own importance.

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