A culinary journey that begins with confidence and ends with takeaway.
Everyone loves Vietnamese food.
Fresh. Balanced. Fragrant. Effortless.
So naturally, we made a product that helps you cook it — authentically, traditionally, and entirely in Vietnamese.
No translations.
No shortcuts.
No explanation as to why you thought this would be easy.

What’s Included
1 × Vietnamese Cooking DVD
- Spoken entirely in Vietnamese
- Subtitles: Vietnamese
- Menus: Vietnamese
- Tone: Calm, professional, unhurried
Expert chefs explain ingredients, techniques, and timing in detail — information that is technically present, but emotionally inaccessible.
1 × Learn Vietnamese Book
- Beginner-friendly language guide
- Covers pronunciation, tones, greetings, and numbers
- Cooking-related vocabulary appears eventually
- Not synchronised with the DVD in any meaningful way
This book makes the experience theoretically achievable.
How to Use It
- Insert DVD
- Realise everything is in Vietnamese
- Locate the book
- Learn how to say “hello”
- Rewind DVD
- Hear words you now recognise, but still don’t understand
- Repeat until hungry
